Tell her she can't have a vagina
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
This baby is an asshole
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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