what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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