Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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