He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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