Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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