i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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