girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
