but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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