i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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