jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Who died my cat blue again?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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