Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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