Christians are straight up FREAKS
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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