what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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