I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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