I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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