Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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