I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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