Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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