Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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