Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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