I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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