"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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