Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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