Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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