dude i'm inner monologue high
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
