She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
