Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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