By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Can you bring me the toilet please
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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