Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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