You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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