Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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