angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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