Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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