i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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