I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I look better un-naked...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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