Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Barsexuality is the new black.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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