I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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