Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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