No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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