I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
