if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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