what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Enjoy the penises
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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