i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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