I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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