i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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