I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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