In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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