"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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