Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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