we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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