I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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