Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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